Need Job ASAP (Livingston)

I am an unemployed, healthy, 39-year-old male US citizen, from Livingston, NJ, looking for a job.
I am skilled in various things such as handyman; maintenance; landscaping; carpentry/light construction; and minor repairs, including electronics; as well as a background in science.
Right now, I'm basically looking for some simple labor-related job; full-time (preferably overtime; the more hours the better -- no such thing as too much work for me), especially in the immediate future.
I don't mind working in harsh weather -- cold, rain, or snow.
I only have one condition: IMMEDIATE hire.